he stole his brother’s cattle killed and butchered them sold the meat to the nearest BBQ joint down the road where the poor paid exorbitant prices for a BBQ sandwich so much for the ethics of the messenger of the gods
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Hermes by Doug Draime
Posted in Doug Draime, tagged Doug Draime, poetry on November 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
An Attempt To Interview The Ex President About His War Crimes by Doug Draime
Posted in Doug Draime, tagged poetry on October 1, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I saw the phony-ass cowboy on C-Span running down the street screaming like Richard Pryor on fire his boots clapping like forked hoofs.
Channeling Norman Mailer by Doug Draime
Posted in Doug Draime, tagged poetry on July 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »
After the cops tracked him down in Bogota, he confessed on the plane ride back to the U.S. to stabbing his wife to death with a steak knife, but there was sort of a disclaimer attached. He swore he was channeling Norman Mailer, but that he couldn’t stop himself at just one stab, like Mailer [...]