cindy was
fighting to
get jimmy’s
pants off
& he was
drunk &
no great
help & the
steering
wheel
kept jam
ming her
in the
ass & he
kept say
ing don’t
let me
throw up
& when
he finally
did get in
side her
she got a
charley
horse in
the right
leg &
kicked
him in
the balls
deuce coupe 
Ouch! I don’t think I’ve ever been in that situation but I do remember my first girlfriend passionately rubbing my wallet while we made out in her steamed up 57 Chevy one night. I had it in my front pocket and I guess she thought it was something else. It makes for a nice story, now.
Hilarious..and great cadence of a harsh reality!